Simply seconds of fun

Save the Whales.  Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

42.75 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of solicitors give the rest a bad name.

Despite the cost of living. It still remains very popular.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get stuck in jet engines.

Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back.

If Barbie is so damn popular. Why do you have to buy here friends?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines